{"product_id":"preorder-big-trouble-in-a-little-mafia","title":"[PREORDER] Big Trouble in a Little Mafia","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eTanvier Peart\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelease Date: July 31st, 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePreorder now and receive a signed bookplate and 3 stickers while supplies last. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA sexy, dark romantic comedy with violent shenanigans and a dangerous game of love and lust.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAfter years of dedicating my life to a thankless job, I’m over Corporate America. I’ve endured enough—employees who only cared about my snacks and stress hemorrhoids—and I deserve a summer getaway to turn forty in sunshine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNot a syringe to the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe random housesitting opportunity I found is a reminder that “too good to be true” comes with a price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eI never planned to get kidnapped in my bonnet, but what’s an unemployed HR manager to do when two doses of mistaken identity land me in a crime boss’s bed? A fine crime boss with an attitude and a ceiling mirror. I do what anyone would do: turn my lemons into seltz limone e sale and make him pay…literally. I’m enjoying my vacation one way or another, the threat of war with one of Sicily’s biggest mafias be damned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig Trouble in a Little Mafia is a standalone dark mafia rom-com about a fed-up heroine and a morally grey cinnamon roll hero with a kill container and a love language of cooking. Deception, secret identities, and a voluntold marriage of convenience weave together in picturesque scenes and a pleasure club for an unexpected happily-ever-after. There’s some unaliving, but we make it funny (and put dogs in bulletproof vests).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The New Romantics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45702367805638,"sku":"9798987506165","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0623\/0445\/2806\/files\/BigTroubleinaLittleMafia-StockImage.png?v=1775763520","url":"https:\/\/www.thenewromanticsbooks.com\/products\/preorder-big-trouble-in-a-little-mafia","provider":"The New Romantics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}