{"product_id":"villains-vixens-preorder-the-dark-lords-guide-to-dating-and-other-war-crimes","title":"[VILLAINS \u0026 VIXENS PREORDER] The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes) [Paperback]","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBy: \u003cspan\u003eTiffany Hunt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e______________________________\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cwbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e_____________________________________\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cwbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e______________________\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/wbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisclaimer: \u003c\/b\u003eThis pre-order is for people attending the Villains \u0026amp; Vixens Conference in Orlando, FL from July 24th-25th. Pre-orders can only be picked up \u003cb\u003eONLY\u003c\/b\u003e at this event. Please make sure to select pick-up at checkout. Any orders placed to ship will be cancelled. For more information, please visit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.villainsandvixens.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.\u003cwbr\u003evillainsandvixens.com\/\u003c\/wbr\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gmail_default\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"gmail-im\"\u003eAttendees will have until \u003cb\u003eJune 30th\u003c\/b\u003e to pre-order any titles. We will have additional stock at the event, but pre-orders guarantee you getting the books you want.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTitles may or may not be signed by the author upon pickup. Whether titles are signed when handed to you depends on the author's availability to pre-sign stock.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"gmail-im\"\u003ePre-orders can only be picked up at The New Romantics on-site bookstore. Not at author tables!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e______________________________\u003cwbr\u003e_____________________________________\u003cwbr\u003e______________________\u003c\/wbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eStep One: Kidnap someone cute.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eStep Two: Force her into marriage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eStep Three: Try not to get\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003efeelings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella for a forced marriage, he expects an obedient, trembling bride. What he gets is a knife to the throat and a furious woman with her own terms. He may need her heroic bloodline to achieve ultimate dominion, but she's not about to make this easy for him.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArabella has already survived her father's tower prison and a lifetime of being treated like property. Being abducted by the realm's most notorious villain is just another Tuesday. If she must be married to the infuriating (and infuriatingly attractive) Dark Lord, she'll do it on her terms: freedom within his fortress, hands strictly to himself, and complete honesty about his plans.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut when his plans go awry, Kazimir faces his most terrifying challenge yet. He must actually \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003edate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e his own wife. Between awkward dinners, magical training sessions, and playing golf with the eyeballs of his enemies, his villainous seduction plans are failing spectacularly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs they navigate magical explosions and jealous exes, they discover a far more terrifying prospect than war or magical catastrophe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey might actually be falling for each other.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eA villain and his captive bride discover that magical artifacts, ancient conspiracies, and unconventional dating activities make for one hell of a honeymoon in this dark and sexy fantasy romance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ePerfect for readers who love:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMorally gray antiheroes who stay morally gray\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeroines who embrace their dark side\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRomance with explosive chemistry and spice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eone bed\/forced proximity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ekidnapped bride\/forced marriage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003edark humor and banter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The New Romantics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45902854783174,"sku":"9798347112937","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0623\/0445\/2806\/files\/VILLAINS_VIXENSPREORDER_TheDarkLord_sGuidetoDating_andOtherWarCrimes_Paperback.png?v=1780357532","url":"https:\/\/www.thenewromanticsbooks.com\/products\/villains-vixens-preorder-the-dark-lords-guide-to-dating-and-other-war-crimes","provider":"The New Romantics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}